the menu, written out

List of kinks for couples

202 lines, vanilla to depraved, in the order the Menu asks them.

This is every line on The Menu, our yes / no / maybe list for couples, as plain text. Read it alone first if you want to know what is coming. Then open the Menu and go through it together: each of you answers every line, super hot, I like it, if you want, or no, and taps a green a second time when you would actually try it. Both answers sit side by side on the same row, on one screen, on two phones in sync, or alone first and compared when you have both finished.

The list is sorted into twelve kinks; the ones with other people are sorted by what the two of you do, not by who the third is: a threesome where you both join, one of you with someone else while the other watches, the cuckold lines where he is denied, and swinging and groups. Inside each part the lines run from tame to wild, and every line carries its level as a coloured dot. On the Menu itself, chips at the top switch each level on or off.

The five levels

Every line below carries one.

Vanilla More of what you already do. For couples who haven't said much yet.
Spicy The next room: toys, roles, being seen a little. For couples who've done the basics.
Filthy Power, rough, anal, public, camera, where he comes. For couples who already talk dirty.
Taboo Someone else enters the picture, or the rules get real. For couples who have said "someone else" out loud at least once.
Depraved More than one man, cuckold, the far edge. For couples who already know, and want to see where the other one stands.

Foreplay & dirty talk

More of what you already do, and saying it out loud. · 14 lines · vanilla to spicy

A full-body massage that ends in sex
A striptease: she undresses for him
A striptease: he undresses for her
Eyes on each other the whole time you fuck
More oral, both ways
Lick whipped cream or honey off each other's body
Woken up with sex already started: his mouth on her, or her hand on him
Sex in the kitchen, the hallway, wherever you are
Sexting through a normal work day
Say out loud what you want tonight
Talk dirty to each other in bed
Read a dirty story to each other
Phone sex, from different rooms or different cities
Tell each other a fantasy you have never said

Toys

Things in the drawer, and who holds them. · 8 lines · spicy to filthy

Each of you masturbates while the other watches
A vibrator on her clit while he fucks her
He fucks her with a dildo
A cock ring on him
A blindfold on her; she does not know what he does next
He puts clamps on her nipples
She puts clamps on his nipples
A prostate toy in him, and she controls it

Roleplay

Being someone else for a night. · 8 lines · spicy to filthy

Dress up: a costume, a uniform, stay in character
Teacher and student
Meet as two strangers in a bar and pick each other up
Fake names for the whole night, in front of other people
Roleplay an affair: sex like you are both cheating on someone
Age play: daddy and his girl
Age play: the older woman and the boy
Escort and client: cash on the table, and she does what he paid for

BDSM

Orders, bondage, pain, denial, chastity, rules that last. · 39 lines · spicy to taboo

He gives every order for the night and she obeys
She gives every order for the night and he obeys
He fucks her rougher and harder than usual
Her hair pulled while he fucks her from behind
He spanks her by hand until she is red
She spanks him
Her nails down his back until it marks
Praise: he calls her his good girl while he fucks her
He picks what she wears out, down to what is under it
He wears what she tells him, with nothing underneath
Orgasm control: she asks permission before she comes
She begs him to let her come
Orgasm control, his: she decides whether he comes
A ruined orgasm: he is stopped right at the edge
Edging: he keeps her at the edge for an hour and decides whether she comes at all
Forced orgasms: he keeps going after she has come, again and again
Bondage: she is tied to the bed and fucked
Bondage: he is tied to the bed and ridden
She serves him all evening as told: drinks, kneeling, whatever he says
He serves her all evening as told
A gag in her mouth while he fucks her
Sensory deprivation: hooded and earplugged, she cannot see or hear what he does
Punishment: a spanking for a rule she broke
She spanks him with a paddle until he is red
He bites her hard enough to leave a mark
He calls her a slut while he fucks her
His hand around her throat while he fucks her
Collar and leash: he leads her on a leash
Collar and leash: she leads him on a leash
Orgasm denial: she is not allowed to come for a week, and he decides when
Him locked in a chastity cage, waiting for her word
He wears her panties under his clothes all day
Impact play: he spanks her with a paddle, a crop or a cane
He slaps her face while he fucks her
He fucks her face, his hand on the back of her head, until she gags
Free use: all weekend he fucks her whenever he wants, and she does not stop what she is doing
She slaps his face and calls him her bitch
Bruises and marks that still show on Monday
One full day under his rules: what she wears, where she goes, when she comes

Anal

Whose ass, and how far. · 9 lines · spicy to taboo

A finger in her ass while he fucks her
A finger in his ass while she sucks him
He rims her
She rims him
A plug in her ass through dinner
Anal sex: him in her ass
A toy in her ass while he fucks her pussy
Pegging: her fucking his ass with a strap-on
Ass to mouth: from her ass straight into her mouth

Cum, feet & mess

Where he comes, what happens after, feet, tits, oil, wax, spit, squirt, piss. · 21 lines · spicy to depraved

Wet and messy: sex covered in oil or food
A titfuck: he fucks her tits until he comes
He kisses and licks her feet
She kisses and licks his feet
Her feet on his cock until he comes
He makes her squirt
He comes in her mouth and she swallows
He comes on her tits or her back and leaves it there
He comes, and she keeps sucking him
She comes on his face
She licks her own wetness off his cock
Wax play: hot wax dripped on her skin
Wax play: hot wax dripped on his skin
He spits in her mouth and on her face
A facial: he comes on her face
A creampie she keeps: he comes inside her and she goes out with it still in her
He wrecks her makeup: spit and tears on her face
He licks his own cum off her
Snowballing: she kisses his cum back into his mouth
Watersports: he pisses on her
Watersports: he pisses in her mouth

Exhibitionism & voyeurism

Being seen, and watching: what she wears, where you fuck, what the camera keeps, porn, mirrors, the strip club. · 27 lines · vanilla to depraved

Watch porn together and point at what you like
Fuck in front of a mirror
She wears no underwear all evening, and he knows
She goes out in a see-through top, no bra
She goes out with only lingerie under her jacket
Nude photos of each other, kept between you
Film yourselves fucking and watch it back together, kept between you
His hand up her skirt under a restaurant table
Sex in a parked car
Sex outdoors, in the dark
Fuck loud at an adults-only hotel, with people in the next room
She sunbathes topless beside him, and strangers look
He spies on her while she masturbates
A skirt short enough that strangers look, and she lets them
Naked together at a nudist beach or resort
A remote vibrator in her at dinner, and he decides when it goes on
Sex in a restroom, a changing room, a stairwell
Fucked at a hotel window with the curtains open
Shoot a whole scene, start to finish, like porn
A kinky nude photoshoot with a male photographer
A strip club together, and she gets the lap dance while he watches
She dresses like a slut, on his arm, in public
She flashes her tits at a stranger while he watches
Dogging: fuck in the car in a car park where strangers come to watch
Amateur night: she strips on the pole at a club while he watches from the crowd
Post a sex pic of the two of you, anonymous, faces hidden, and read the comments together
A live cam show: the two of you fucking for strangers online

Threesomes

A third joins you both: her with a woman, him with a man, and how far each of you goes. · 11 lines · taboo to depraved

She kisses another woman while he watches, and only that
She fucks another woman while he watches
An FFM threesome: him, her and another woman
Another woman's mouth on her while he fucks her
He kisses another man while she watches, and only that
An MFM threesome: him and another man fuck her, taking turns
A spitroast: him and another man in her at once, her mouth and her pussy
Double penetration: him and another man in her at once, her ass and her pussy
He sucks another man's cock while she watches
He and another man go down on each other while she watches
Another man fucks him while she watches

Hotwife & cuckquean

One of you with someone else; the other watches, or hears about it after. · 27 lines · filthy to depraved

Say who else you would fuck, while you fuck
In bed, she tells him what she would let a stranger do to her
In bed, he tells her what he would want to watch her do with someone else
She sexts a stranger while he reads along
She flirts with a man at the bar while he watches
She dances with a stranger while he watches from the bar
She kisses another man, and only that
He kisses another woman while she watches, and only that
A stranger's hands on her tits and her ass, nothing more
Another man oils and massages her, and his hands go between her legs
He shows her nudes to another man, with her yes
She shows his nudes to a friend, with his yes
She goes on a date with another man and comes home to him after
She sucks another man while he watches
Another man fucks her while he watches
He fucks another woman while she watches
He chooses the man who fucks her
She picks the woman he fucks
A regular: the same man for her, more than once
A regular: the same woman for him, more than once
She fucks another woman while he is not there, and tells him after
She fucks another man while he is not there, then tells him every detail in bed while he fucks her
She sends him a video of another man fucking her while he is at work
He fucks another woman while she is not there, then tells her every detail in bed while she rides him
Cheating: she fucks another man behind his back
Cheating: he fucks another woman behind her back
She comes home to him with her pussy still stretched from another man

Cuckold & cuckquean

He is denied, she is given away; and the other way round. · 15 lines · depraved

He watches another man fuck her and is not allowed to touch
She watches him fuck another woman and is not allowed to touch
She tells him the other man's cock is bigger
He tells her the other woman fucks better
Another man comes inside her
He comes inside another woman while she watches
Creampie cleanup: he licks her clean after the other man comes in her
Sloppy seconds: he fucks her right after the other man comes in her
She licks the other woman off his cock
Him locked in chastity while she is with another man
She is not allowed to touch herself while he fucks another woman
She sleeps over at another man's place
He sleeps over at another woman's place
He hands her to another man for the night, on his terms
She lends him to another woman for the night, on her terms

Swinging & groups

Other couples, parties, more than one man. · 14 lines · filthy to depraved

A swingers club or a sex party, just to look, nobody touches you
Watch another couple fuck, in the same room
Someone watches the two of you fuck
A play party: the two of you fuck in the open, nobody else joins
Two couples fuck side by side in one room, no swapping
Soft swap: mouths and hands with the other couple, no fucking
Full swap, same room: he fucks the other woman while the other man fucks her
Full swap in separate rooms, and you tell each other after
A swap where the women go down on each other and the men suck each other too
Both men of another couple fuck her while the other woman watches
An orgy: four or more, everyone fucking everyone
A gangbang: three men or more take turns fucking her
A bukkake: a group of men come on her face, one after another
A glory hole: she sucks strangers she never sees

Edge play

The things with no gentle version. · 9 lines · taboo to depraved

Objectification: she kneels as furniture, holds still and is ignored for an hour
Humiliation: she is made to call herself a slut, out loud
Suspension bondage: she is tied and hung off the ground, then fucked
Fear play: a knife or a gun held to her in the scene
Non-consent roleplay: she says no, he does not stop, agreed beforehand
Fisting: his whole fist inside her
Fisting: her whole fist inside him
Breath play: he chokes her until she nearly passes out, then brings her back
A permanent mark of ownership: a brand, a tattoo, a collar she never takes off

And the fears

Only he answers his; only she answers hers. Not nos, the things worth saying before anything.

His fears

That she would want someone else more
That I could not handle watching
That she is only saying yes for me
That it changes us for good
That I would want it again and again
That I would push her into something she does not want, without meaning to

Her fears

That he would see me differently after
That I would like it too much
That he is only asking because he is bored of me
That it cannot be taken back
That I could not stop once it started
That he would not be able to stop it going further than we agreed

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